(may someone have mercy on my soul and on my CP collection for
this...).
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Boy oh boy, one day I went into my arizona greenhouse, and what did
I see? All my beloved cacti had been thrown out and replaced mysteriously
by a bunch of Sarracenia, which I don't really care for too much. And
wasn't I surprised when one of the pitcher plants bit me! But then
I woke up...it was all a dream. But was it? When I looked at my
pants (I had fallen asleep on the couch watching little shop of horrors)
I saw they were torn by my pocket. And in my pocket, my hanky was torn
right by the M.C. monogram, and there on the tear was a glistening glob
of pitcher plant nectar. Boy, what a strange thing that was.
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