Slow Day at the Greenhouse.

Robert Allen (Robert.Allen@Eng.Sun.COM)
Mon, 22 Nov 1993 16:16:56 +0800

I've been approached by an individual, whom we shall call merely
by the nom de plume "Deep Throat", who has forwarded the missive
below, claiming that it is the long awaited "Slow Day at the
Greenhouse" which was once slated for printing in CPN. I am
no expert at these things, but the evidence certainly seems to
indicate that one "Michael Chamberland" is the author....

(may someone have mercy on my soul and on my CP collection for
this...).

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Boy oh boy, one day I went into my arizona greenhouse, and what did
I see? All my beloved cacti had been thrown out and replaced mysteriously
by a bunch of Sarracenia, which I don't really care for too much. And
wasn't I surprised when one of the pitcher plants bit me! But then
I woke up...it was all a dream. But was it? When I looked at my
pants (I had fallen asleep on the couch watching little shop of horrors)
I saw they were torn by my pocket. And in my pocket, my hanky was torn
right by the M.C. monogram, and there on the tear was a glistening glob
of pitcher plant nectar. Boy, what a strange thing that was.

The End

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