Disclaimer: as you might guess, the above is a parody.
L.A. is screwed, but deaths are still low. Aftershocks
of 5.x and greater continue to roll in. Few residents
are prepared, major freeways have blown chunks, but overall,
we're reaping the benefit of our building codes. No,
I live in N. Cal, and we had our big one a few years ago.
Robert