Re: Parlor Tricks

Michael (IFMJC@ASUVM.INRE.ASU.EDU)
Tue, 17 May 1994 19:08:51 -0700 (MST)

On Tue, 17 May 1994 09:18:11 -0700 Barry Meyers-Rice said:

>were as big as chicken eggs. The results were spectacular. They screamed
>in terror. Chairs were knocked over. Two plastic dinner plates filled with
>food were dropped and one kid poured soda all over his neighbor. I think
>it might have come out of his mouth.
>
>It was wonderful. I highly recommend this trick.

Yes, YES! The blood-lust! The horror! The TRUE inspiration for growing
meat-eating plants is revealed! All too often we stoop to dapple in the
quaint semantics of taxonomy, or make small talk of pretty flowers thrown
up by happy Utrics and Sarracenia. Nay, we must not forget the vicious
allure of these plants, the dewy tentacles and waxy pitchers which lure
in the hungry fly, and yes also the wayward human who is entranced by
these plants and made slave to their cultivation!

Good growing!

Michael