Re: VFTs and UFOs
Terry Bertozzi - 229112 (swtftyb@hydrus.pi.sa.gov.au)
Tue, 14 Jun 1994 13:32:08 +0930 (CST)
> Other variations of CPs might be...
>
>
> 1. The Doghouse Plant (Sarracenia x.canine)
>
> (Dog sees a bone inside a doghouse, goes in, and the
> door shuts behind him)
>
> 2. The Nordstrom Lily (also known as Californica Lifestyle-ensis)
>
> (Woman walks into what appears to be a department store
> with a 1/2 off sign in the window, and then can't
> find her way out. Eventually she expires. The plant
> absorbs her and grows more clothesracks.
>
> 3. The Hundred-dollar Bill drosera
>
> (Human reaches for a rosette of hundred dollar bills
> only to get irretrievably stuck and trapped)
>
> 4. The Nepenthes x.Schlitz (the pitcher of beer plant)
>
> (Human puts his head into the pitcher to drink the
> beer, but downward pointing thistles prevent him from
> getting out)
>
> 5. The Cephalotus Ridicularis
>
> (Australian finds a bunch of new hats on the ground,
> puts one on his head and becomes trapped.)
>
You obviously have the same edition of MAD magazine that I have, don't you!!
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Cheers
Terry
bertozzi.terry@pi.sa.gov.au