Date: Sat, 27 Mar 1999 17:36:39 +1100 From: panther@bluep.com To: cp@opus.hpl.hp.com Message-Id: <aabcdefg959$foo@default> Subject: VCPS
>X-From_: maze@mira.net Fri Mar 26 19:06:46 1999
>Date: Fri, 26 Mar 1999 19:06:43 +1100
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>From: A Z Esmaquel <maze@mira.net>
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>> Original Subject:
>>Fw: Top 15 Best Things To Say IF Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
>>
>>>Top 15 Best Things To Say IF Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:
>>>
>>> 15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
>>>
>>> 14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved
>>> about in the last Time Management Course you sent me to."
>>>
>>> 13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
>>>
>>> 12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
>>> statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
>>>
>>> 11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective
>>> people !"
>>>
>>> 10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
>>>
>>> 9. "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise
>>> Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory Stress
>>> Management Seminar you made me attend.
>>>
>>> 8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
>>> work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people
>>> who practice Yoga?"
>>>
>>> 7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured
>>> out the solution to our biggest problem."
>>>
>>> 6. "The coffee machine is broke...."
>>>
>>> 5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
>>>
>>> 4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't
>>> wear off!"
>>>
>>> 3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of
>>> the workaholic!"
>>>
>>> 2. "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens
>>> without using my hands."
>>>
>>>
>>> And the #1 best thing to say if caught sleeping at your
>>> desk is:
>>>
>>> 1. " and bless all my co-workers...Amen
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
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